Dogventures #3
Jeepers folks, I am having an one exciting month. My lady Briggie, went to beach, leaving me to take care of the Chief all by myself. This is good.
Today we went shopping. Chief needed gunpowder and primers and …I am not supposed to tell…lizard litter! He made me swear to never divulge what a registered republican would do with that stuff but…if someone sent me a dog biscuit or an old pork chop bone… I could give some hints.
We left house while still cool, stopped at favorite gas station for coffee, and then we went to Sportsman’s Warehouse! This is where real dogs and real men go.
Chief made me stay in the car because he didn’t know dogs could go in there. Wow what a place. Every grown man in the place except the chief wore camo pants and hunting boots. It was amazing. I think Chief kept me outside because there was a bull elk standing right inside and he figured I would take it down.
There were some people took a really big dog in and nobody bothered them.
Chief got his powder and primers, came out and we headed up the road to Vancouver and stopped at PETCO for lizard litter. Now this is really a wimpy place. There were lots of ladies with lap dogs, and dogs that behaved and didn’t bark or try to fight. Chief took me inside but wouldn’t let me run loose.
We stood in line a long time to pay for the lizard litter. Finally the lady gave me a miniature dog biscuit. The biscuit was so small it looked like it was sized for a Chihuahua or some such small dog. The biscuit didn’t taste good, so I spit out ½ of it and tried to start a fight with a beagle. Chief grabbed me. Rats.
Then we went to Nancy and Mack’s. Mack has staples in his tummy, so he wouldn’t wrassle with me. They let me check out their back yard. Clearly there is some animal trespassing here, I need to return and catch it.
Came home, watched Chief wash the van. We are going to Shelton shooting tomorrow. Like all shooting ranges, this is an absolutely great place with trees and room for dogs to run. Chief lets me run there when Briggie is not along.
Bye-
Charlie Brown
Today we went shopping. Chief needed gunpowder and primers and …I am not supposed to tell…lizard litter! He made me swear to never divulge what a registered republican would do with that stuff but…if someone sent me a dog biscuit or an old pork chop bone… I could give some hints.
We left house while still cool, stopped at favorite gas station for coffee, and then we went to Sportsman’s Warehouse! This is where real dogs and real men go.
Chief made me stay in the car because he didn’t know dogs could go in there. Wow what a place. Every grown man in the place except the chief wore camo pants and hunting boots. It was amazing. I think Chief kept me outside because there was a bull elk standing right inside and he figured I would take it down.
There were some people took a really big dog in and nobody bothered them.
Chief got his powder and primers, came out and we headed up the road to Vancouver and stopped at PETCO for lizard litter. Now this is really a wimpy place. There were lots of ladies with lap dogs, and dogs that behaved and didn’t bark or try to fight. Chief took me inside but wouldn’t let me run loose.
We stood in line a long time to pay for the lizard litter. Finally the lady gave me a miniature dog biscuit. The biscuit was so small it looked like it was sized for a Chihuahua or some such small dog. The biscuit didn’t taste good, so I spit out ½ of it and tried to start a fight with a beagle. Chief grabbed me. Rats.
Then we went to Nancy and Mack’s. Mack has staples in his tummy, so he wouldn’t wrassle with me. They let me check out their back yard. Clearly there is some animal trespassing here, I need to return and catch it.
Came home, watched Chief wash the van. We are going to Shelton shooting tomorrow. Like all shooting ranges, this is an absolutely great place with trees and room for dogs to run. Chief lets me run there when Briggie is not along.
Bye-
Charlie Brown
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